Thursday, April 2, 2026
Look Who's On The Ballot For The Rondo Awards
Monday, February 2, 2026
Super7 Shogun Godzilla ReAction Figure - Blind Box
🎲 Luck of the draw, play-ghouls.
Will you deploy the spectral Ghost Godzilla or the atomic Blazing variant? The Super7 Shogun Godzilla blind box is a tactical gamble.
Part of the mission is the trade. Tag a collector who needs to complete the set.
🔗 Take your draw: https://shop.obliviontrading.com/product/super7-shogun-godzilla-reaction-figure-blind-box/
#GodzillaCollector #ToyHunt #RetroToys #Vintage #Collectible
Space Kittens on Oblvion
Is your feed looking a little... terrestrial? Time to go galactic. 🚀 www.obliviontrading.com #SpaceKittens
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
Space Monsters Grimaldi as Grimpus Limited Edition.Christmas T Shirt
MERRY GRIMPUS, YOU GLORIOUS EARTHIES! 🎄💀🎁
Santa checks his list twice.I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR. And let's be honest—your record is delightfully spotty. To celebrate your beautiful, consistent badness, we present the OFFICIAL SPACE MONSTERS GRIMPUS 2025 SHIRT.
"GRIMALDI KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD... AND HE APPROVES."
This is your medal of dishonor. Your official uniform for the most anti-carol, nog-laced, punk rock holiday season imaginable. But listen up, you primitive Earthie party-crashers:
⚠️ THIS IS A STRICTLY LIMITED, ONE-WEEK-ONLY OFFER. ⚠️
Orders are open NOW and will VANISH FOREVER at 11:59 PM on DECEMBER 10TH.
Why the deadline? Because we're not Amazon. We use a premium print house to make sure this shirt is as high-quality as your bad decisions. Ordering after the 10th means NO CHANCE of delivery by Christmas. Don't be the ghoul left out in the cold.
Price: $34.99 | One print run only. | Order by Dec 10 for Christmas delivery.
Wear it to the family dinner. Wear it to trim the tree. Wear it to remind the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.
The clock is ticking. Your badness deserves recognition.
https://shop.obliviontrading.com/product/space-monsters-limited-edition-2025-christmas-t-shirt/
# Grimpus #Grimaldi #ChristmasShirt #HolidayHorror #BadToTheBone #LimitedEdition #PreOrder #OblivionTradingPost #MerryGrimpus #NaughtyList #HorrorHoliday #FestiveFear #Deadline
Saturday, July 12, 2025
Click-Order Terror on Oblivion
INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...
"YOUR PATH TO DAMNATION STARTS HERE, EARTHIE. 🔥
The Oblivion Trading Post just stocked three unholy relics that'll corrupt your shelves, warp your walls, and melt your mind—but only if you're brave (or stupid) enough to click 'order.'
💀 SPACE MONSTERS #1 – The magazine so brutal, it makes Tales from the Crypt look like Barney. Your therapist warned you about this.
🌌 DARK MATTER PROJECTOR – Bathe your lair in cosmic horror hues (and possibly unlock a gateway to the void). Who needs sunlight when you’ve got eldritch glow?
🔪 HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW – Pretty Woman meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Julia Roberts could never.
STOCK IS VANISHING FASTER THAN BUCANEER BUNNY'S DIGNITY.
👉 CLAIM YOUR DOOM 👈
End Transmission
🔗 Join the Cult: www.obliviontradingpost.com
#OblivionTradingPost #SpaceMonsters #CosmicHorror #GrindhouseGore
(P.S. If you don’t buy these, Buccaneer Bunny wins. And nobody wants that.)
Monday, July 7, 2025
CONTENT SHOULDN’T JUST ‘LOOK PRETTY’—IT SHOULD BREAK THE INTERNET.
CONTENT SHOULDN’T JUST ‘LOOK PRET
TY’—IT SHOULD BREAK THE INTERNET.
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Babel Fish Films, Storytelling Like it's our only purpose
Look Who's On The Ballot For The Rondo Awards
Look who's on the ballot. SPACE MONSTERS is nominated for Best Magazine of 2025. Elizabeth Belmont's article "Elizabeth Batho...
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🎲 Luck of the draw, play-ghouls. Will you deploy the spectral Ghost Godzilla or the atomic Blazing variant? The Super7 Shogun Godzilla bl...
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Is your feed looking a little... terrestrial? Time to go galactic. 🚀 www.obliviontrading.com #SpaceKittens
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MERRY GRIMPUS, YOU GLORIOUS EARTHIES! 🎄💀🎁 Santa checks his list twice.I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR. And let's be honest—you...






