Space Monsters Grimaldi as Grimpus Limited Edition.Christmas T Shirt

 

MERRY GRIMPUS, YOU GLORIOUS EARTHIES! 🎄💀🎁
Santa checks his list twice.I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR. And let's be honest—your record is delightfully spotty. To celebrate your beautiful, consistent badness, we present the OFFICIAL SPACE MONSTERS GRIMPUS 2025 SHIRT.

"GRIMALDI KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD... AND HE APPROVES."

This is your medal of dishonor. Your official uniform for the most anti-carol, nog-laced, punk rock holiday season imaginable. But listen up, you primitive Earthie party-crashers:

⚠️ THIS IS A STRICTLY LIMITED, ONE-WEEK-ONLY OFFER. ⚠️
Orders are open NOW and will VANISH FOREVER at 11:59 PM on DECEMBER 10TH.

Why the deadline? Because we're not Amazon. We use a premium print house to make sure this shirt is as high-quality as your bad decisions. Ordering after the 10th means NO CHANCE of delivery by Christmas. Don't be the ghoul left out in the cold.

Price: $34.99 | One print run only. | Order by Dec 10 for Christmas delivery.

Wear it to the family dinner. Wear it to trim the tree. Wear it to remind the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.

The clock is ticking. Your badness deserves recognition.

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Real Estate Pros

 

We can work in any industry

Real Estate Pros..

*"This isn’t a real listing. It’s a* **weaponized marketing demo** *we built for San Diego agents tired of Zillow’s algorithm burying their best properties.*  

**Here’s what this ‘CLASSIFIED’ mockup does differently:**  

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**We do this for:**  

- Off-market listing launches  

- Luxury pocket listings  

- Agent recruitment campaigns  

**Want your own version?**  

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2. We’ll dissect your last 3 failed ads  

3. You get a **free custom mockup** of what we’d run  

*PS: Yes, the ‘self-destruct’ timer works. One agent landed 3 pre-approved buyers in 18 hours using this template.*  

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FREE "FORBIDDEN MARKETING" EBOOK (CHAPTER 1 OUT NOW)

 

FREE "FORBIDDEN MARKETING" EBOOK (CHAPTER 1 OUT NOW)

The Dark Arts of Digital Domination – Serialized Secrets

"Your competitors hope you never see this..."

We’re releasing Chapter 1 of ‘Forbidden Marketing’ – the underground playbook that turns:

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Why Hollywood Storytelling Beats Generic Ads (San Diego Case Study)

 

San Diego Businesses: Your Ads Are Bleeding Money

We audit 2 local businesses FREE this week to show you:

✔️ Why your video ads aren’t converting

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How to Earn $10,000 in 24 Hours (Without Creating Anything)

 

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Earn 10% on Every Investor, Client & Subscriber You Bring Us

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Example: Refer a $100K investor → $10,000 cash in your pocket

+ FREE Limited-Edition Merch (Exclusive collector’s items)

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15% on Projects >$3K → *$10K job = $1,500 tomorrow*

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10% Recurring Commission → *50 subs = $250 cash*

+ FREE Lifetime VIP Membership → After 5 referrals

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ARE YOUR SOLAR ADS DYING IN THE ARENA?

 

ARE YOUR SOLAR ADS DYING IN THE ARENA?

ARE YOU NOT CLOSING?

WE FIX THAT.

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Mediocre installers will be fed to the lead gen lions.

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ARE YOU NOT CONVERTING?

 

ARE YOU NOT CONVERTING?

WE FIX THAT.

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