Where Storytelling Meets the Future – With a Side of Punk Rock Flair
🧞♀️⚡ "FORGET HOLLYWOOD – WELCOME TO THE REBEL ALLIANCE OF FILM PRODUCTION." ⚡🧞♀️
🚀 WHAT WE DO
We're content mercenaries with 17 years of scars and glory in:
Feature Films (The kind that make studios nervous)
Documentaries (That actually change minds)
Commercials (That don't make viewers vomit)
Producer's Rep Services (We'll arm-wrestle distributors for you)
NEW MISSION: Literary Agent Chaos
Now accepting horror & sci-fi manuscripts (*Make us bleed from our eyeballs)
Comic/Manga Submissions (*If it's weirder than Cerebus, we want it)
💎 WHAT MAKES US DANGEROUS
AI-Powered, But Human-Fueled
"We use machine learning – to spot when your lead actor is coked out"
Distribution Jedi Mind Tricks
"Got a film no one gets? We'll sell it to the right maniacs"
Your Creative Fight Club
"Bring us your rejected, your weird, your 'this will never work'"
🎥 SERVICES (WITH ATTITUDE)
Film Production (*From script to screaming at film festivals)
Post-Production (*Where good films become unforgettable)
Distribution Hustle ("We know which streamer is desperate today")
Literary Agent Chaos (*New! For writers who *color outside the blood splatters)
📡 JOIN THE REBELLION
Email: babelfishfilms@gmail.com
Subject: "I Have a Film/Manuscript That Will Haunt Your Dreams"
Phone: 469-727-3702 (*If we're busy, we're probably burning something to the ground)
🎤🔥 "WE DON'T FOLLOW TRENDS – WE BURY THEM AND STEAL THEIR WALLETS." 🔥🎤
🚀📽️ "YOUR VISION. OUR CHAOS. LET'S FUCK SHIT UP." 📽️🚀
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