ARE YOUR SOLAR ADS DYING IN THE ARENA?

 

ARE YOUR SOLAR ADS DYING IN THE ARENA?

ARE YOU NOT CLOSING?

WE FIX THAT.

GLADIATOR-LEVEL SOLAR MARKETING:

☀️ Lead-Generating Ads – That turn scrolls into sold deals

📊 Killer Funnels – More ruthless than Commodus

📢 Referral Systems – Make clients fight to promote you

LIMITED-TIME OFFER:

✔ Free "Thumbs Up or Die" Audit (Value: $2,500)

✔ First 5 to reply "SOLARGLAD" get:

10% higher conversions guaranteed

Or we'll fight your competitors in the Colosseum

WARNING: We only take 1 solar client/quarter.

Mediocre installers will be fed to the lead gen lions.

www.babelfishfilms.com

babelfishsd@proton.me

#SolarMarketing #GladiatorHustle #SolarLeads #DirectResponse

ARE YOU NOT CONVERTING?

 

ARE YOU NOT CONVERTING?

WE FIX THAT.

GLADIATOR-LEVEL MARKETING SERVICES:

🎬 Film Production – Ads that make competitors bleed views

✍️ Direct-Response Copy – Words sharper than a trident

📈 Social Media PSYOPs – Turn followers into fanatics

LIMITED-TIME OFFER:

✔ Free 30-minute "Colosseum Strategy Session"

✔ First 5 to reply "MAXIMUS" get 15% off

WARNING: We only take 3 new clients/month.

Posers will be fed to the lead gen lions.

www.babelfishfilms.com

babelfishsd@proton.me

#GladiatorMarketing #FilmMarketing #DirectResponse #SanDiegoBusiness

The Forbidden Ad Strategy Most Agencies Won’t Teach

 

The Forbidden Ad Strategy Most Agencies Won’t Teach

(Because it requires actual filmmaking skills + marketing IQ)

We’ll prove it works → Free audit shows how

🔥 Last chance: 1 spot remains

📩 DM us "YELP"

www.babelfishfilms.com

babelfishsd@proton.me

#MarketingSecrets #VideoProduction #DirectResponse

POOL OWNERS: Your "No Leak" Guarantee Is a Lie

 

(Here’s how we’d market a premium leak detection service… if we weren’t busy doing this for real clients)

BEHOLD: "AQUAMAN LEAK DETECTION" MOCKUP

(Fictional brand, real marketing strategy)

WHY THIS AD SLAYS:

✔ Pain Point Hook → "Thousands in hidden damage" triggers urgency

✔ Authority Boost → *"1,000+ detections"* builds instant credibility

✔ Tech Appeal → "Acoustic/infrared" sounds cutting-edge (but approachable)

✔ Risk Reversal → "Non-invasive" eliminates customer hesitation

🔥 STEAL THIS FORMULA FOR YOUR BUSINESS:

Lead With Loss Aversion (What they’re losing by not acting)

Flawless Credibility Stack (Certs + social proof)

"How It Works" Simplified (No jargon, just benefits)

📈 REAL CASE STUDY:

DM "LEAKPROOF" for our actual client campaign that:

Generated 72 booked inspections in 10 days

Lowered cost-per-lead by 63%

Used this exact psychological framework

www.babelfishfilms.com

babelfishsd@proton.me

#HomeServicesMarketing #LeadGeneration #PoolCare #DirectResponse #ServiceBusiness #sandiegorealestate #sandiegoswimmingpool #sandiegopoolleaks

#sandiegoswimmingpoolleakdetection

FILMMAKERS: This Might Be the Most Savage Deal You’ll Ever See

 

Babel Fish Films isn’t just a production company—we’re your cinematic mercenaries.

THE PACT (Limited to 3 Films/Quarter)

✔ $1,000 upfront → You risk almost nothing

✔ We take just 10% of NET profits → We only eat if you eat

✔ 48-hour response guarantee → Or you keep the $1K

WHY THIS IS UNFAIR (TO OUR COMPETITORS)

Most reps charge 15-20% GROSS → We bet on your success

No hidden fees → Just raw profit-sharing

We reject 9/10 projects → Only savage pitches survive

HOW TO SUBMIT (Don’t Waste Our Time)

One-sentence pitch so vicious it could start a bar fight

Link to your film (Finished or raw footage)

$1K deposit → Fully refundable if we pass

⏳ SLOTS FILL FAST → Posers will be fed to the algorithm

📩 Email “PACT” to: [Your Email]

(Subject line: “This Will Make You Money”)

www.babelfishfilms.com

babelfishsd@proton.me

#Filmmaking #FilmFunding #IndieFilm #FilmInvesting #ProducerRep

This Solar Ad Template Closed $12M in Deals (DM for the Blueprint)

 

ATTENTION SAN DIEGO BUSINESS OWNERS AND SOLAR PROVIDERS:

This is how we transform boring solar ads into lead-generating machines

Behold: Our "Solar Reapers" mockup campaign (fictional brand, real results strategy)

WHY THIS AD WORKS:

Pain Point Hook → "Your last SDGE bill?" triggers immediate emotion

Social Proof → "9,000 homes/423 businesses" builds instant credibility (even in mockups)

Urgency Stack → Limited guide + expiration date = FOMO

Referral Gamification → "$500 for tagging friends" fuels viral sharing

WE DO THIS FOR YOUR BUSINESS:

✔ Direct-Response Solar Ads that actually convert

✔ Referral Program Design to turn customers into sales reps

✔ Full Funnel Strategy from ad to install

🔥 FREE CASE STUDY:

DM "SOLAR SECRETS" for our real San Diego client campaign that:

Generated 287 leads in 30 days

Achieved $12M in closed deals

Used this exact psychological framework

www.babelfishfilms.com

babelfishsd@proton.me

Not just limited to San Diego...we have worldwide reach and capabilities. But be warned...we only accept one client per industry so now is the time. Don't delay.

#SolarMarketing #LeadGeneration #SanDiegoBusiness #Cleantech #DirectResponse