BABEL FISH FILMS: SAN DIEGO'S PROFIT-DRIVEN MARKETING WAR ROOM
YOUR ADS ARE BROKEN. WE FIX THEM IN 48 HOURS - GUARANTEED 3X ROI OR WE WORK FREE.
Here's why 72 San Diego businesses hired us last quarter when their marketing failed:
★ DIRECT RESPONSE VIDEO ADS THAT FORCE ACTION
Not "brand awareness" nonsense - we make ads that pull cash from wallets
Herschell Gordon Lewis-style copywriting with Zig Ziglar urgency
Tested hooks like: "Your [Industry] Profit Report (Expires at Midnight)"
★ PSYOP MARKETING ALCHEMY
Space Monsters cult-building tactics applied to your business
Subliminal triggers: 880nm red text, 12Hz binaural beats in videos
Military-grade attention hijacking from our MindWar playbook
★ TIME-SENSITIVE OFFER (ENDS FRIDAY)
FREE 48-Hour Profit Autopsy
We'll find the exact dollar amount you're losing daily
Show you which competitors are stealing your leads
Emergency Ad Makeover Package ($3K-$10K)
3 high-converting video ads
7-day retargeting sequence
Guarantee: 3X ROI or we redo everything free
★ OUR UNIQUE EDGE
One client per industry rule (No conflict, full focus on you)
72-hour turnaround when you need it fast
Custom created aesthetic that makes you unforgettable (optional)
CURRENT AVAILABILITY:
3 slots open for emergency makeovers
Next audit cycle begins: October 2025
WARNING: This isn't for businesses who:
❌ Want "pretty" ads that don't convert
❌ Can't invest at least $3K to fix their leaks
❌ Hesitate when profits are on the line
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR AUDIT:
Email babelfishsd@proton.me with subject "AUDIT"
Include:
Your industry
Last month's ad spend
The #1 problem hurting your conversions
We'll respond within 3 hours with:
3 profit leaks we can fix immediately
Available time slots for your makeover
LAST 3 CLIENTS SAW:
Dentist: $28,750 from one ad campaign
Solar Company: 5.3X ROI in 60 days
E-commerce: 22% conversion rate on cold traffic
ACT NOW OR KEEP BLEEDING MONEY.
The Algorithm is already hiding this ad. Smart business owners will DM "XEPER" before it's gone.
P.S. First responder gets free 30-minute PSYOP strategy call ($500 value). Second gets priority access to our sold-out Space Monsters issue.
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