Monday, July 14, 2025
Your Ads Suck Because You’re Not Doing THIS (Film Director Explains)
Jason Brazeal Weaponizes Marketing
"This Isn’t Just a Marketing Book—It’s a Weapon."
By Rachel Vandervelt | Senior Director of Growth, Blackthorn Marketing (NYC)
★★★★★ (5/5) – "The Chapter That Made Me Rethink Everything"
I’ve been in marketing for 15 years—from Fortune 500 campaigns to underground direct-response funnels—and I can count on one hand the times I’ve read something that made me stop and say: "Why the hell aren’t we doing this?"
This chapter was one of them.
Most marketing books are trite rehashes of the same old principles:
Kotler-style academia (great for MBA exams, useless in the trenches)
"10 Hacks!" listicles (tactical bandaids, no strategy)
Vibes-over-substance cult branding (cool for startups, fails at scale)
But this? It’s a hybrid unicorn—the rare blend of:
✔ Jason Brazeal’s ruthless direct-response rigor (CPA > CPM, price-testing secrets)
✔ Military-grade psychological framing (Aquino’s perception warfare, minus the occult fluff)
✔ Underground prestige mechanics (tiered initiation, "leaked" docs, villain narratives)
Where it SHINES:
FOMO engineered like a PSYOP. The "Neophyte → Adept → Magister" loyalty ladder isn’t just clever—it’s psychologically airtight. (We’re rolling this out for a luxury client next month.)
Testing as rebellion. Most A/B testing advice is robotic. This frames it as a game of intellectual dominance—"Will you cross the $29 → $39 Rubicon?"
The "Radical Mail" case study. Finally, someone explains why rich media fails when it’s all sizzle, no steak.
Who it’s for:
CMOs tired of vanilla branding advice
Growth hackers who’ve maxed out generic funnels
Copywriters ready to transcend "features vs. benefits"
Who it’s NOT for:
People who think "brand awareness" is a KPI
Teams afraid to split-test expiration dates
Anyone who still believes "viral" happens by accident
Bottom line: This isn’t just a chapter—it’s a field manual for elite marketers. If you’re still chasing "best practices," you’re already behind.
PS: The "Algorithm as villain" angle alone is worth stealing. Our A/B tests on this outperformed control by 22%.
You can get the first chapter via babelfishsd@proton.me
Babel Fish Films
www.babelfishfilms.com
Subsequent chapters are released weekly in serial form until the book is completed.
To hire Babel Fish Films for your needs and stop throwing your money away on firms without a clue, and methods which have low conversions (or none at all) then you can upgrade to us by contacting us.
We prioritize local San Diego businesses but have a worldwide reach, and will consider companies from other locales.
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Sunday, July 13, 2025
FREE "FORBIDDEN MARKETING" EBOOK (CHAPTER 1 OUT NOW)
Saturday, July 12, 2025
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(P.S. If you don’t buy these, Buccaneer Bunny wins. And nobody wants that.)
Friday, July 11, 2025
UNCAPPED AFFILIATE WEALTH BUILDERS
Thursday, July 10, 2025
BABEL FISH FILMS: SAN DIEGO'S PROFIT-DRIVEN MARKETING WAR ROOM
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Space Monsters cult-building tactics applied to your business
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Next audit cycle begins: October 2025
WARNING: This isn't for businesses who:
❌ Want "pretty" ads that don't convert
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Email babelfishsd@proton.me with subject "AUDIT"
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The #1 problem hurting your conversions
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Wednesday, July 9, 2025
SAN DIEGO BUSINESSES: YOUR ADS ARE BLEEDING OUT - GET OUR 3K-10K EMERGENCY FIX OR EARN 15% BOUNTY ON REFERRALS - 48HR WINDOW
SAN DIEGO BUSINESSES: YOUR ADS ARE BLEEDING OUT - GET OUR 3K-10K EMERGENCY FIX OR EARN 15% BOUNTY ON REFERRALS - 48HR WINDOW
Babel Fish Films creates profit-pulling video ads and algorithm-breaking marketing for elite clients.
As San Diego’s top direct response ad agency, we specialize in:
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WARNING: These forbidden marketing tactics work so well, we only accept 3 new clients per quarter.
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Refer a client who books $3K-$10K service
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CURRENT HUNTING GROUNDS:
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